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Wednesday
Dec212022

What’s up, doc?

This was the treatment centre at my local hospital yesterday.

I was the last patient to be seen and almost everyone had gone home.

Earlier this year an MRI scan revealed that I have a swollen prostate.

It’s no worse than that but I have to take a pill every day to manage my ‘waterworks’.

Yesterday, after a chat with one of the urology team, I was discharged with the words:

“If you find yourself living in a toilet, come back and see me.”

Thanks, doc.

Tuesday
Dec202022

Terry Hall

Sad news about Terry Hall. He was 63, the same age as me.

I can't say I was a fan of The Specials but I bought two of his post Specials albums – Ultra Modern Nursery Rhymes with the short-lived Terry, Blair and Anouchka (1990), and Laugh, a solo album (1997) – both of which I enjoyed.

I also have a compilation CD – Terry Hall The Collection (1992) – which features tracks by The Specials, Fun Boy Three, The Colourfield, and Terry, Blair and Anouchka.

Not a bad legacy. The Guardian has more here.

Update: Rob Lyons has written this piece for Spiked - RIP Terry Hall, voice of an anti-racist generation.

Monday
Dec192022

40 years old: my little red address book

Forty years ago this week I left my job with Michael Forsyth Associates, a London-based PR company.

As I've noted before, Michael (now Lord Forsyth of Drumlean) gave me my first job when I left university in the summer of 1980.

At the time he was a director of another PR company, KH Publicity, and after we were introduced in a London pub he offered me a job as an account executive, the lowest position on the executive ladder.

Twelve months later, when he left to form his own company, he took me and another, more senior, colleague, account director Kevin Bell, with him.

The following year I came to the conclusion that PR wasn't for me and I decided to leave, declining Michael's last minute offer of a company car (an MGB GT!) if I stayed.

It was the right decision to go because I wasn’t enjoying the job but instead of getting my hands on my dream car my leaving present in December 1982 was rather more prosaic - a little red telephone address book that I nevertheless still have and use today.

December is the month I use it most because that's when I rifle through its battered ink-spattered pages looking for the names and addresses of friends and relatives so I can send them a Christmas card.

I'm not sure how many entries there are but it must be almost 800, possibly more, most of them added several decades ago when I had friends and a social life.

Over the years I've lost contact with most of the people listed in the book and today fewer than 50 have a current address or telephone number alongside their name.

Those that do tend to have multiple addresses and phone numbers, reflecting their moves and changing circumstances.

For example, one friend lived in Barnes when I first met her in the early Eighties. She then moved to Ealing, got married and moved to Sydney, Hong Kong and Tokyo (I think) via Tunbridge Wells. She and her husband now live in Richmond-upon-Thames.

All this is documented in my little red book apart from the Richmond address which I didn’t write down and have now lost.

Most of the names will be unknown to you but a handful will be familiar including Andrew Neil, Carol Vorderman, Jeffrey Archer, the late Ludovic Kennedy and the late Hughie Green.

Vorderman was briefly on the board of a membership organisation I worked for, hence her entry, but I can’t remember why I have Ludovic Kennedy's home address. Or Andrew Neil's. Or Jeffrey Archer's. Or Hughie Green's.

Equally puzzling is the entry for Paul Johnson. In the Sixties Johnson was editor of the New Statesman. He was later a columnist for The Spectator for many years but I don’t think we’ve ever met. Despite that I have not one but two addresses for him, one in London, the other in Somerset.

Other entries can be explained more easily.

Christopher Sylvester for example was a contemporary of Ian Hislop at Oxford and when our paths crossed in the early Eighties he was also working for Private Eye. I met him around the same time I was being presented with my little red address book so even though our working relationship was brief he would have been one of the first entries.

Sally Farmiloe was an actress and socialite well known to Daily Mail readers. In the Nineties she helped me organise a gala dinner at the Cafe Royal in London. She was a friend of Jeffrey Archer and persuaded him to conduct the after dinner auction (which may explain why his name is in the book).

Surprisingly there are very few politicians in the book. Entries include addresses for Lady Thatcher (after she left Number Ten), Lord Orr-Ewing (d. August 1999) and three Johns – John Carlisle (d. February 2019), John Hayes and John Bercow.

The address I have for Bercow is Mill Hill, London NW7, but I’m not being indiscreet because this was 25 or 30 years ago and he's moved on since then (in more ways than one). I barely knew him but we had a mutual friend who also became an MP.

Long before I worked for Forest my little red book also listed the late Stephen Eyres, Forest's first director, who I interviewed in 1984. My immediate predecessor Majorie Nicholson also features, albeit under her maiden name Marjorie Brady.

The two addresses (and telephone numbers) that appear alongside 'Forest' are Broadway House, Broadway, London SW8 (01-582 4561) and 2 Grosvenor Gardens, Victoria, London SW1 (01-823 6550).

The numbers indicate that both entries were added in the Eighties because in 1990 inner London numbers changed to 071 and outer numbers to 081, becoming 0171 and 0181 in 1995.

The Freedom Association also makes an appearance. The first address I've entered is Avon House, 360-366 Oxford Street, London W1, but that's been crossed out and replaced by 35 Westminster Bridge Road, SE1 7JB.

However the most useful telephone number in my book arguably belonged to the BBC.

Many years ago the BBC had a dedicated number you could ring and someone on the end of the line would give you the number for the agent of almost any artist, musician or celebrity you cared to request.

Artists' Index was a fabulous service and it was completely free, something that astounded me even as I was making call after call.

Eventually some beancounter at the BBC must have demanded to know why they were giving away all that information to any Tom, Dick or Harry without charge but it was great while it lasted and I still have the number although it has probably been reassigned to something far less useful.

On a personal level I seem to have known a surprising number of people with names like Lupita, Elena, Sabina, Schura, Anya and Hermione so perhaps my twenties weren’t wasted after all.

Then there are the flatmates I lived with between 1983 and 1985, the majority of whom I haven't seen since. One returned to her parents in Glasgow for Christmas and never came back. I still have their address though and not only is it in her handwriting, it's the only entry written in CAPITAL LETTERS (which was probably a warning).

Inevitably several people in the book are now dead and there may be more I'm not aware of.

Most, like Ludovic Kennedy, lived to a good age (89) but Karin was only 24 when she died and although I didn’t know her well (I was a similar age at the time) I still pause and reflect when I see her entry.

My old friend George Miller-Kurakin was more than twice Karin's age but still only 54 when he died in 2009.

There are two addresses alongside George’s name – the large family home in Lee, south east London, where he grew up and lived before he got married, and the Beckenham flat he shared with his wife Lilia before the Soviet Union collapsed and they moved to Russia with their two young children.

Sadly, as I have noted before, things didn’t work out as they had hoped and they returned to the UK a few years later, only to divorce.

Some entries are poignant for other reasons but I'll spare you the details.

I do regret having lost contact with some of the people listed in the book but although a handful were once close friends the overwhelming majority were never more than acquaintances and many I don’t remember at all.

Nevertheless, who needs to write their memoirs when they have a 40-year-old telephone address book to rekindle fading memories?

The information it contains may be meaningless to all but the owner but as a shorthand account of your life it’s priceless.

Below: My little red address book, 40 years old this week

Sunday
Dec182022

TalkTV - Trisha, Alizée and me

I was on TalkTV yesterday discussing the new law that will progressively ban the sale of tobacco in New Zealand.

Also on the programme - presented by Trisha Goddard - was Alizée Froguel, prevention policy manager at Cancer Research UK (CRUK).

You can watch the item here. It starts at 1:09:05.

Saturday
Dec172022

Gloves off

I'm old enough to remember when drivers wore thick coats and driving gloves in cold weather.

I've had my current car for two and a half years and I've just discovered it has a heated steering wheel.

Now that's progress.

Thursday
Dec152022

And the award goes to …

I don't want to appear ungrateful but …

Last weekend Forest received two unsolicited emails. They came from the same source and were almost identical.

The first read:

Dear Forestonline-Team,

We have great news for you:

You have earned 38/40 in our annual website review study and thus qualify for our 'Top Website 2022' award (at least 30/40 points required).

The second read:

Dear Forestonline-Team,

We have great news for you:

You have earned 37/40 in our annual website review study and thus qualify for our 'Top Website 2022' award (at least 30/40 points required).

Did you spot the difference?

According to the first email we qualified for a "Top Website 2022" award with 38 out of a possible 40 points.

In the second we scored one point less – 37 out of 40.

According to the company behind the awards:

The score is calculated based on subjective and objective evaluation criteria that can be divided into 4 categories:

UX / Ease of Use
Trust & Security
Content & Research
Services & Communication

Our reward was a 'Top Website' badge that can be uploaded to the Forest website. In return all they’re asking us to do is add a link to their website.

As far as I can tell the company concerned builds websites and provides copy for the websites they build so I guess they’re trying to generate work.

They’re headquartered in the USA and have a further five offices – one in Central America, two in South America and two in Europe (but none in the UK).

I'm surprised we appeared on their radar because the current Forest website was designed over a decade ago and the content management system is probably older.

It does the job for us but it seems a bit random for the website to be recognised all these years later. Top Website 2012 I could understand, but 2022?

Nevertheless I'll accept any accolade with gratitude. The last time Forest was even nominated for an award was in 2016 but there was a catch.

The organisers of the annual Public Affairs Awards had heard good things about our Eat, Drink, Smoke, Vape party at the Conservative conference in Birmingham.

Instead of nominating the event for an award however they invited us to nominate it ourselves and there was a small fee to pay, although that was later waived when I politely declined the offer.

Full story here: Forest shortlisted for public affairs award and Tonight's the night.

Needless to say we didn’t win the award (for ‘Party Conference Reception of the Year') but we had a very agreeable evening at the awards dinner.

I notice that the ‘Party Conference Reception of the Year’ didn’t feature in this year’s awards which doesn’t surprise me.

Most conference receptions are terrible and don’t deserve recognition.

But that’s another story. This is what Vice wrote about the Forest event in 2016:

What the party was like: Actually really good. An upper-middle market bar packed to the gills with free booze, mini burgers, pocket ashtrays (a weird plastic wallet thing you can carry around) inscribed with the words 'Say no to outdoor smoking bans', and leaflets about how 'A once benign nanny state has become a bully state, coercing rather than educating adults to give up tobacco.'

Entertainment: It was advertised as 'Eat. Drink. Smoke. Vape.' so like all good parties there were no frills beyond the amount of inebriants you could stuff in your body.

See: We Did a Bar Crawl of the Tory Conference's Parties (Vice)

Below: The Public Affairs Awards 2016. Forest was one of five or six nominees for ‘Party Conference Reception of the Year’. We didn't win but we enjoyed the event.

Thursday
Dec152022

Letters from ASH

Further to recent posts about the amount of public funding awarded to ASH since 2018, I was reminded yesterday of this.

On December 14, 2015, Guido Fawkes revealed that:

Bury North MP David Nuttall has forced health minister Jane Ellison to admit the fanatical anti smoking campaigners ASH wrote a whopping 592 letters to the Department of Health - more than twice a week - during the last parliament.

Nuttall did well to prise that information from government because whenever I’ve tried to get similar information I’ve usually hit a brick wall, as I explained here.

Anyway, after losing her seat in 2017 Ellison moved to Geneva where she worked for the World Health Organisation for five years.

She resigned as Executive Director for External Relations and Governance, a position she had held since January 2020, last month so it will be interesting to see what she does next.

Still in post (to the best of my knowledge) is Andrew Black, former tobacco programme lead at the Department of Health who also swapped Westminster for Geneva when he became Team Leader (Development Assistance) at the Secretariat of the WHO Framework Convention on Tobacco Control.

Does Black still get letters from ASH? It wouldn’t surprise me. There’s no escaping some people.

Wednesday
Dec142022

Shameful!

I was on LBC last night talking to Iain Dale.

The final hour of his show was devoted to a phone-in about the new law in New Zealand that will progressively ban the sale of tobacco to young and then not so young adults.

(In 30 years you will have to be 43 before you are legally permitted to buy cigarettes, should they still exist.)

I followed Ailsa Rutter, director of the anti-smoking group Fresh North East, who was positively giddy about the new policy, although she stopped short of saying the UK should follow suit.

Instead she supported raising the age of sale to 21. Like her counterpart at ASH she also called on the Government to fund anti-smoking campaigns by imposing a levy on the tobacco companies.

My comments were focussed largely on the fact that banning younger adults from buying cigarettes legally won’t stop people smoking.

It will merely drive the sale of cigarettes underground with consumers buying unregulated cigarettes on the black market, like any other prohibited product. (“How’s the war on illegal drugs going?”, I asked.)

I added that the new law will infantilise future generations and ultimately the entire population. What next? Alcohol?

When I had finished and before he took calls Iain read out a comment that had been sent in by a listener.

Malcolm in Bodmin says, ‘Jesus, Iain, what the hell are you doing having this guy on? Shameful.’

To which he replied:

Nothing shameful about it at all. I’d love you to phone in, Malcolm, and tell me what he said that was so shameful. He was putting a libertarian argument forward. I agree with a lot of what he said. I’m not a smoker, I’ve never been a smoker, I hate being in the company of smokers, but if something’s legal I would defend someone’s right to do it. Is that controversial? Is that shameful? 0345 6060973.

A podcast of the show is available on Global Player and other platforms. (To find it Google ‘Iain Dale The Whole Show’.) The discussion about smoking starts (on Global Player) at 1:41:43.

Update: My Forest Ireland colleague John Mallon discussed the New Zealand policy on Newstalk Breakfast this morning.

Newstalk is Ireland’s biggest independent radio station.