Sunday
Jul172011

Out of Africa

My son, 16, is currently on a three-week school trip to Malawi.

The group - 22 children and half a dozen adults - arrived safely last weekend, via Ethiopia. I know this because within 24 hours we received a bush telegraph style message from the parents of another child on the same trip. We then had to phone the parents of the next child on the list and so on to tell them the good news.

The bad news is that the same cannot be said of their luggage. Reports are a bit hazy but seven days later at least 17 suitcases have still to be reunited with their owners. Eleven have been traced to Addis Ababa in Ethiopia, and six are unaccounted for.

Apparently, Ethiopian Airlines has decreed that freight is more important than clean underwear for a group of teenagers from Cambridgeshire.

Understandable, perhaps, but I do hope they are reunited with their possessions - including my son's malaria tablets - very soon!

Sunday
Jul172011

Paul Bartlett: is this man a halfwit?

The Sunday Times has posted a video by Rod Liddle on its website.

It's behind the paywall (a single issue costs £1) but worth it for another glimpse of Paul Bartlett, the Stony Stratford councillor who wants to ban smoking throughout the town.

Sample:

Liddle: "Do you realise there's not a single person in Stony Stratford who's in favour of your plan? We've trawled the streets. We've walked up and down. We haven't found a single person who doesn't think that it's a fatuous idea.

Bartlett: "Well, that's not the feedback that I'm getting. Obviously there are people who are very passionate about it and want to continue contaminating the environment and killing themselves through cancer ...

Liddle: "That's none of your business, is it, whether they kill themselves, really?"

Bartlett: "It is because I'm a councillor and I care about my local people."

Clearly Rod thinks Bartlett is a half wit. Cut to him asking a resident of Stony Stratford: "Do you think he is sectionable under the mental health act?" followed by this exchange:

Bartlett: "If you're walking in the street in Stony Stratford or anywhere else you have to walk through someone's smoke. You have to walk through their spit which they leave on the pavement through their cigarette butt, you need to get your clothes burnt and if you have a young child there's every chance that that child could get burnt and that's very, very important."

Liddle: "How many people in the last five years have been burnt in Stony Stratford as a consequence of walking past someone with a cigarette?"

Bartlett: "Well, I don't know the figure but I certainly know that ..."

Liddle: "None, probably, isn't it?"

Sadly, very few people will see this video, nor will they have heard Bartlett spout similar rubbish on Radio 2, TalkSport or the local evening news.

I just hope he repeats it at the council meeting on Tuesday and that his fellow councillors have the sense to challenge this transparent nonsense.

Meanwhile, in the print edition of today's Sunday Times, Liddle has this to say:

There’s an important vote coming up on Tuesday in the charming little town of Stony Stratford, Buckinghamshire. The council is debating whether to ban smoking from all public places. This is the idea of a short, fat, strange-looking chap called Paul Bartlett, a Conservative councillor.

I walked around Stony Stratford and couldn’t find one person who supported Bartlett’s proposal — not one. When you talk to Bartlett he starts ranting about the streets being besmirched by the “filthy saliva” adhering to discarded cigarette butts. He is, I think, several gaspers short of the full packet. But, don’t forget, people said the same thing about Liam Donaldson when, as chief medical officer, he proposed a complete smoking ban in pubs. And at least Bartlett was elected.

Update: An outbreak of people power in Stony Stratford (Dick Puddlecote)

Further reading:
A grand day out (Frank Davis)
A day out in Stony Stratford (The Moose)

See previous post for links to more posts from those who attended yesterday's protest.

PS. All week I have been cautioning people to avoid personal insults. Sorry, listening to Bartlett it's hard to resist!

Saturday
Jul162011

The day the people spoke

Just back from Stony Stratford.

Fantastic turnout for Dick Puddlecote's Stony Standoff, or whatever it was called.

It rained heavily all morning (thank goodness for my Smokers Welcome umbrella!), yet Dick counted 80 protesters and more arrived after that.

To put this in perspective, at the boat party on Wednesday I told Dick to be happy if 20 people turned up and ecstatic if there were 50. The final attendance was almost double that.

Some familiar faces (Chris Snowdon, Dave Atherton, Pat Nurse, Gawain Towler), but the vast majority – including Frank Davis and Tom Paine – were new to me.

Some had travelled a considerable distance to be there, but I was pleased to see plenty of local people too. ("Paul Bartlett's ambulance is killing me!" shouted one. Eh?)

Apart from Nigel Farage, who arrived late from a UKIP event and had the floor to himself, the other speakers were Conservative MEP Roger Helmer, Patrick Hayes of the Institute of Ideas (and a columnist for The Free Society), Bill Etheridge of The Freedom Association, and David Odell, chairman of Stony Stratford Business Association.

I'll link to other posts and reports as they are published, but I would like to think this was the day when people finally said "Enough is enough".

Friday
Jul152011

Rod Liddle on health fascists

H/T Dick Puddlecote – and News International, publishers of the Sunday Times. (Credit where credit's due.)

Friday
Jul152011

Join Dick Puddlecote in Stony Stratford

Whatever you are doing tomorrow, postpone – unless you are going to Stony Stratford.

I can't speak highly enough of this initiative by blogger Dick Puddlecote who has organised, off his own bat, a protest against the proposal to ban smoking in all outside areas in this small Buckinghamshire town.

Idle chatter – on blogs, websites etc – is not enough. If you live within two hours of Stony Stratford I urge you to support Dick's effort.

This could light the fuse for a genuine grassroots revolt against excessive tobacco control. Over to you.

Protestors will gather from 11.00am at the Vaults Bar, High Street, Stony Stratford, Buckinghamshire, MK11 1AQ. Speeches around midday.

Full details on Dick's blog.

Friday
Jul152011

Looking for David Hockney

Third video from the Save Our Pubs and Clubs reception.

It features Suzy Dean who is a columnist for The Free Society. Her latest article – Porn: what women want? – is published today.

Thursday
Jul142011

Amend the ban? The people speak

Following last night's Smoke On The Water (see earlier post) ...

... here is the second of three videos from the Save Our Pubs and Clubs reception at the House of Commons on June 29.

Features interviews with Forest Eireann's John Mallon (above), former Lib Dem MP Lembit Opik, Paul Staines (blogger Guido Fawkes), Patrick Hayes (Institute of Ideas), jailed landlord Nick Hogan, publicans, members of the Working Men's Clubs and Institute Union, and David Hockney.

It's ten minutes long (there's an edited version on YouTube) but there are some good quotes and we didn't want to leave anyone out.

Feel free to post this or other videos from the Save Our Pubs and Clubs channel on other blogs and websites.

Thursday
Jul142011

Is this the most odious man in Britain?

No, not Rupert Murdoch.

Gordon Brown.

I wanted an inquiry into the beastly media, but those horrid civil servants wouldn't let me (Daily Telegraph), Labour's former leader follows his successor's lead (Independent), Mr Speaker snarled like a Hyena as the red mist descended (Daily Mail)