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Thursday
Nov032016

Why I hate all this poppycock

There are clearly more important things to write about today, which is one of the reasons I find the poppygate issue so ridiculous.

People who should know better are still milking FIFA's refusal to allow the poppy to be worn on the shirts of the England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland teams during next week's internationals.

OK, so England players were allowed to wear armbands embroidered with a poppy a few years ago but, before that, when was it ever an issue?

I agree there's some hypocrisy in the fact that the Irish team was allowed to commemorate the 1916 uprising on their shirts for two international 'friendlies' earlier this year.

But, again, why are people (Conservatives in particular) making such a fuss?

In recent years I have grown increasingly annoyed by what can only be called poppy fascism.

Look, I happily buy and wear a poppy. I do it every year because I believe it's the right thing to do.

But if someone chooses not to that's a matter for them and I won't criticise them for it.

What is far worse than not wearing a poppy is the sense you are being forced to whether you like it or not.

Ironically this less than subtle campaign has been driven in recent years by the 'liberal' BBC and other broadcasters who insist on every newsreader, presenter or guest wearing a poppy.

OK, perhaps they don't insist but before you're interviewed it's someone's job to offer you a poppy (if you're not already wearing one) and the clear implication is that you should wear it.

As I say, it's not the wearing of a poppy I object to, it's the less than subtle sense of compulsion.

Perhaps the broadcasters are just looking after your best interests because look what happens if someone does appear on screen without a poppy:

ITV news presenter hits back after abuse for not wearing poppy (Guardian).

The same thing happens in football.

In recent years top Premiership clubs have added poppies to their shirts around Armistice Day. In theory players have a choice but when West Brom's Irish striker James McClean exercises his right not to have a poppy on his shirt he attracts all manner of abuse (and not just from politicians in Northern Ireland):

Politician claims James McClean is "wrong" not to wear poppy (Joe.co.uk)

Outrage as football star James McClean REFUSES to wear poppy on his shirt (Daily Express)

The fact is, for most presenters, guests and football players there is no choice, unless you want to nail a target to your head and invite people to throw metaphorical darts at you.

I've no doubt that the overwhelming majority of people in this country are happy to wear a poppy and show their respects to those who have fought and died in wars, but what we are seeing with the faux outrage towards FIFA is the sort of virtual signalling we detest in others.

The nonsense doesn't end with poppies. A Tory MP, Andrew Rosindell, today called for the national anthem to be played on TV every night. For goodness sake.

Personally I would ban the playing of national anthems at all sporting events, especially the Olympics where most competitors are competing as individuals even though they may have been selected to represent their country.

Kit wise, I would ban any accessory to the basic shirt, shorts and socks. Football is a team game so why should players be given the choice of embroidering their kit with added extras?

I would also ban the choice of short or long sleeved shirts. Long sleeves only, please.

And no gloves or hair bands!

It's probably too late to ban coloured boots (other than black) but there has to be a rule that boots must be colour coordinated with the team's strip (home or away).

Anyway, for the first time ever I seem to be in agreement with Kevin Maguire of the Daily Mirror who has tweeted:

Wednesday
Nov022016

Director Aaron Biebert replies to my review of A Billion Lives

Aaron Biebert, director of A Billion Lives, has replied to my review of his documentary.

His comments are posted here, below the review, but I thought they deserved greater prominence. Unlike ASH Scotland I don't have a problem publishing opposing views or giving people the right of reply.

Aaron's response follows the film's latest trailer that promotes a special screening in Delhi on November 9.

Billed as the film's Indian premiere, it will coincide with the seventh session of the Conference of the Parties (COP7) to the WHO Framework Convention on Tobacco Control (WHO FCTC) that takes place in Delhi from 7-12 November.

Hi Simon,

First of all, thanks for taking the time to go see the movie and to provide a thoughtful review. I don't agree with all of your conclusions or remarks, but I do appreciate them.

The movie was created for future generations to tell the story of how millions (or even a billion given enough time) people will die early from smoking and how corruption in our government and NGOs helped enable that death. Even though I agree 100% that smokers should have the right to smoke (and not be harassed), the movie was not about the right to smoke. With some estimating that there are now 1.4 billion smokers, that right is alive and well.

This was about the right to quit. Something that is quite serious to those seeking to do so (obviously not your camp).

I agree that some parts are less interesting to older people now, but the younger (& future) generations will be shocked.

A couple notes:

  • I was saying "Preachers", not "Teachers"
  • If 1.4 billion people are smoking and 70% would like to quit, that's approximately a billion people "trapped"
  • You seem unsure if there's widespread corruption and lying about the topic, yet your blog is full of posts abouut such things. Are we both "conspiracy theorists"?
  • We don't seek to interview the tobacco companies, because this film was not about the players in the vaping industry (which now includes tobacco companies). It was about the other side.
  • I named the film "A Billion Lives" because that was the stat that caught my attention. I realize now that it's a contentious stat, but I'm not sure why the continuous harping on it. Smokers are dying early from cigarettes. People are dying early from many things they choose to do and I am ok with them choosing to do so. However, it seems a bit of a red herring to keep arguing about the stats. Would it be better if we called it 756,000,000 lives? What number is ok? I'm curious.
  • The target audience is the public, who is very curious about these devices and the battle they hear about. We appear to have an audience, as it will be successfully shown about 100 times during the opening month. The UK is less curious for obvious reasons.
  • We don't focus on the enjoyment that people get out of vaping, because that's not the point of the film. The internet is full of videos and blogs about how great it is. This was a corruption film.
  • You might find my part to be a bit too strong, but we let the experts speak for themselves. No scripting. No hyperbole. Their recurring message was the base of the film.
  • The reviews (professional and amateur) found on IMDB are quite positive. After 1000+ reviews, we have a 9.6 out of 10 rating. The two professional reviews they link to were fairly positive. The LA Times said we made "a compelling case".

Here are some other reviews:
NYC Movie Guru
Screen-Space
Ryan Jay Reviews

I've appreciated your continued interest. Honestly, I'll miss your blog posts. I always got such a kick out of how many people send me them all upset ... and how I usually was quite entertained. Even your review has me smiling a bit. We don't see eye to eye, but I do respect your passion.

Aaron Biebert
Director, A Billion Lives

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Thanks, Aaron, I appreciate your response and respect your passion too.

You make some valid points. I could reply to some of them but I won't because this debate could go on for ever.

Also, I know you're busy and I don't want to take advantage of that by trying to have the last word. Others can of course comment if they want to.

Good luck in Delhi. That's a premiere I would love to have attended!

Wednesday
Nov022016

And the award goes to ...

Forest has been nominated for an award. Seriously.

Unfortunately we had to nominate ourselves. Here's what happened.

A couple of weeks ago I took a call from someone who organises an annual awards event.

They'd heard good things about our Eat, Drink, Smoke, Vape party at the Conservative conference in Birmingham and thought it should be nominated.

Good-oh, I thought, recognition at last.

But there was a catch. We had to nominate the event ourselves and there was a small cost involved.

To cut a long story short they offered to waive the fee and I agreed to nominate our event.

This involved writing a short entry that I duly submitted two days after the closing date.

Not only was our nomination accepted but I then got a follow-up call inviting Forest to sponsor some element of the evening or book a table for ten.

I didn't reply.

They rang again yesterday, leaving a message. Today I shall respond as follows.

Thanks but no thanks. If our nomination (which we haven't paid for) is shortlisted I will happily purchase two tickets to attend the dinner.

Beyond that – sorry, not interested.

If we win an award (which is long overdue, btw) I don't want anyone to think – fairly or unfairly – that money is a factor.

Nominations are being considered by a team of judges and a shortlist for each category will be announced next week.

If Eat, Drink, Smoke, Vape is shortlisted I'll be pleasantly surprised.

If we actually win an award I'll be more than surprised. I'll be tickled pink.

Watch this space.

Update: The organisers have assured me that support for this event is definitely NOT a factor when considering their awards.

I am happy to make that clear!

PS. The winners of the inaugural Voices of Freedom Awards that Forest launched in July were:

Rod Liddle, associate editor, The Spectator
Claire Fox, director, Institute of Ideas
Chris Snowdon, director, IEA Lifestyle Unit
John Mallon, spokesman, Forest Ireland
Barry Curtis, campaigner against smoking bans in mental health units

I am happy to confirm that not a penny changed hands before, during or after our deliberations.

Monday
Oct312016

Amusement and contempt

On Friday ASH Scotland posted an article on their blog that raised questions about the Forest-funded Smokers' Survey.

We answered their principal complaint - that respondents won't represent smokers "as a whole" - on Twitter.

In addition I and several other people submitted comments to the ASH Scotland blog, Tobacco Unpacked.

That was three days ago. So far not one has been published. Not one.

I'm not angry because I couldn't care less, to be honest. But I thought I'd mention it so it's on record that ASH Scotland is happy to have a pop at Forest but when we (and others) respond they won't even give us the customary right of reply.

To be clear, I don't publish every comment that's submitted to this blog. That's why I have comment moderation in place.

But if I criticised anyone directly I wouldn't think twice about publishing their reaction (subject to the laws of libel and defamation, of course).

Tobacco control doesn't work that way. Their aim is to shut down discussion, ignore opposing views and censor dissent, just like totalitarian governments the world over.

So, no, I'm not angry. I'm not even surprised. I'm just sad for anyone who has to work in such a stultifying environment.

Forest may be a corner shop compared to ASH Scotland's state-funded superstore but I could never work for a body that's the complete antithesis of a free, open-minded society.

Anti-tobacco campaigners talk about people's addiction to smoking but their addiction to propaganda and control is a far, far greater threat to society.

I genuinely pity them and their small-minded illiberal attitudes.

But my principal reaction is one of amusement and contempt.

It's all they deserve.

Sunday
Oct302016

Thoughts on A Billion Lives

The most poignant moment in the pro-vaping documentary A Billion Lives takes place towards the end.

Vince, an Australian who was successfully prosecuted for selling e-cigarettes and could lose his house as a result, stares directly into the webcam on his laptop and declares:

"Don't let the bastards win."

Even my wife, who has no interest in the subject, felt for Vince and considered his treatment harsh and unjust.

A Billion Lives should have made more of Vince because his is a genuine human interest story. Instead he's just one of many talking heads, some more interesting than others.

The first third of the film focuses on the history of the cigarette, the health risks of smoking and the role of the tobacco industry that was eventually forced to admit - decades after evidence first emerged - that smoking was a potentially deadly habit.

A familiar tale illustrated with archive footage, it wasn't uninteresting but I'm not sure it achieved much apart from reaffirming Big T's less than glorious history for openness and transparency, which most people know about anyway.

Eventually, almost 30 minutes in, A Billion Lives finally addresses the issue of e-cigarettes.

As readers know, I've been uncomfortable with the 'billion lives' messaging ever since I saw the inaugural trailer in November last year. Far from being toned down, in the film it becomes a mantra, repeated ad nauseum:

"A billion lives are at stake."

"A billion people are going to die."

"A billion people are being condemned to death."

"A billion people are projected to die of smoking."

"A billion people will die early from smoking cigarettes this century."

"This is a battle for a billion lives."

Yeah, yeah, we geddit.

The problem is this. Pro-vaping evangelists like Biebert accuse the World Health Organisation of lying about e-cigarettes. What he seems to have overlooked is that the title and recurring message of A Billion Lives is based on the same organisation's highly contentious estimate of the number of people who will die prematurely this century if smoking is not eradicated.

You can't have it both ways. I don't dispute that electronic cigarettes are a significantly 'safer' alternative to combustible cigarettes but if WHO is lying about e-cigs why should we assume they're telling the truth about the global impact of smoking?

Despite this Biebert seems happy to believe that a billion lives would be saved if only smokers quit or switched to vaping. It's an extraordinary leap of faith based more on hope than evidence.

Another misstep is the conceit that "a billion people find themselves trapped" by smoking. Trapped? The implication that all smokers are victims of their habit is another generalisation that drives this well-meaning but flawed film.

Biebert may have discovered an affinity with vapers but his understanding of those who choose to smoke and don't want to quit seems minimal.

We're told the film is "about freedom, about corruption" but the freedom to smoke is never acknowledged. Instead it's all about the freedom not to smoke.

However, the message that really undermines A Billion Lives is the suggestion that the war on vaping is some sort of conspiracy.

According to Biebert, during Prohibition in America there was an alliance between the bootleggers and what he calls the preachers - the temperance movement and, I think, the authorities. (It was dark in the auditorium and I was struggling to write notes!)

He now invites us to believe that Big Pharma, Big Tobacco and Big Government are working together, deliberately or otherwise, to destroy a product that could save a billion lives.

The argument, I think, goes like this. Today's bootleggers are Big Tobacco, who don't like competition from e-cigarettes; Big Pharma, who want to protect their own harm reduction business; and governments that, thanks to tobacco duty and the enormous amount of revenue it raises, are effectively the biggest shareholders in tobacco.

The preachers in this modern day analogy are bodies like the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) and the World Health Organisation.

According to Biebert it's one of the most "fascinating alliances in history" and it's based on the principle that "the enemy of my enemy is my friend."

Public health advocacy, the film adds, is a multi-billion dollar business. Tobacco products are being protected, sending smokers to an early grave. Everyone is lying, government is corrupt.

There may be some truth in this, I don't know. Unfortunately conspiracy theorists don't have a great track record and the message is rammed home with the subtlety of a sledgehammer.

Much has been made of the many public health bodies that declined or ignored invitations to be interviewed for this film. A list appears in the closing credits.

What has been overlooked is the fact that similar requests do not appear to have been made to representatives of Big Tobacco, an industry that clearly has a huge role to play in the development of e-cigarettes and other harm reduction products.

Like it or not the tobacco companies are part of the vaping revolution and there are some very articulate advocates for e-cigarettes and other harm reduction technologies within their ranks.

Finally, ever since I saw the film on Wednesday, I've been struggling to work out the target audience.

Vapers? Probably not. Yes, it might inspire some to become activists but consumers are notoriously apathetic when it comes to fighting political battles. As we have seen in the UK, getting vapers to support even a few screenings has been harder than pulling teeth.

Smokers? Unlikely. A Billion Lives might attract a handful who would like to quit and want to know more about vaping. The problem is they won't learn much because no-one ever really explains the appeal of vaping beyond harm reduction – and for many smokers that will never be enough to convince them to switch.

In the film Dr Atila Danko, a GP and ex-smoker, describes vaping as "something exciting, better than smoking" but there's little to support this. I longed for an enthusiast to explain the appeal of e-cigarettes as a recreational device. Where are the Jilly Goolden or Oz Clarke figures who could have described the flavours and sensation of vaping to a wider audience?

Instead the film devotes much of its running time to a number of rather dry pro-vaping public health advocates.

The most colourful commentators are Dave Goerlitz, the former Winston Man, and Bill Godshall, founder and executive director of Smokefree Pennsylvania, but they appear so often they eventually become irritating.

By the end (and this may surprise you) I wanted to see less of them and more of Clive Bates, the former director of ASH, whose contribution felt relatively minor in comparison – a pity because, despite our differences, I acknowledge Clive to be one of the most authoritative and articulate pro-vaping advocates.

When it came to interviewing vapers, why weren't they filmed in pubs or bars? The handful of vapers who were given the opportunity to comment were invariably shot via webcam at home so instead of vaping being seen as a social habit, they appeared as solitary souls, home alone with their gadgets and gizmos.

If the target audience is politicians and public health professionals are you really going to have a positive impact on policy making by accusing them of being involved in a conspiracy that will prematurely kill one billion people?

The best you can hope for is that the media will start asking questions but in my experience journalists are even more sceptical of conspiracy theorists than the general public.

According to its director, A Billion Lives is "more than just a movie, it's a movement". I admire what Aaron Biebert has achieved and the energy with which he is promoting his documentary, but a cooler more objective head would avoid such hyperbole.

The rise of the e-cigarette is a story that doesn't need embellishment. Both the science and the testimony of consumers speak for themselves.

In short, anyone who expects a balanced, unbiased documentary will be disappointed. However, as a starting point for a debate about vaping, public health and the role of government, A Billion Lives is worth a look.

Click here for details of forthcoming screenings in the UK.

Update: In addition to the screening I attended in Glasgow last week, A Billion Lives premiered in Los Angeles (Wednesday) and New York (Friday).

Before posting my thoughts I avoided reading any reviews but now that I have here are three you might like to read too:

Pro-vaping documentary 'A Billion Lives' makes a compelling case (Los Angeles Times).

‘A Billion Lives’ Claims There’s a Conspiracy Against Vaping (New York Times).

'A Billion Lives': Film Review (Hollywood Reporter).

Saturday
Oct292016

At last! A Billion Lives comes to the UK

Warning: This is not a review. Stay tuned ...

It's almost a year since I first wrote about the pro-vaping documentary A Billion Lives directed by Aaron Biebert and produced by Attention Era Media.

I'd seen a trailer and wrote a post about it (More prejudice and propaganda). The following day I quoted Carl Phillips, a long-term advocate of tobacco harm reduction, who seemed to share some of my concerns (A billion comments):

The title alone has made me wonder. It seems to imply that every one of the world's one billion smokers' lives would be improved – nay, saved!! – by vaping. Seems like rather a stretch, to say the least.

Despite this the project continued to interest me and I followed its progress all the way to its world premiere in New Zealand and subsequent screenings in Poland, Australia, South Africa and France.

To say I was surprised by the lack of enthusiasm when A Billion Lives was shown to delegates at the Global Forum on Nicotine in Warsaw is an understatement. Several delegates and speakers feature in the film but the reaction was lukewarm at best.

In the months that followed Biebert and his team picked up awards at a number of film festivals.

Back in the UK however there was still no sign of a red carpet premiere – or any screening. I was told subsequently that Biebert tried to organise a screening at the Guildhall in London but couldn't raise the £15,000 needed.

No matter. Back in his home city of Milwaukee the North American premiere was officially a full house – 1400 seats sold with some supporters travelling hundreds of miles to be there.

Meanwhile moves were afoot to host screenings in Hollywood and New York.

Unable, I assume, to secure a general cinema release, Biebert then announced an interesting new initiative. Via Demand.Film, screenings could be organised at no cost (and therefore no risk) to the host in the UK, Australia and New Zealand if there was sufficient demand.

A similar deal was reached with another distributor in the USA.

It works like this. Individuals or organisations apply to host a screening on a preferred date at a preferred location.

The distributor handles everything except the marketing. It's the job of the host to promote the event and drive ticket sales. A minimum number of tickets (approximately 60) must be sold before a screening is confirmed.

Two weeks ago eleven screenings were scheduled for the UK, beginning on October 26, the 'global launch' date. So far only three have met their minimum sales target. Six have been cancelled and two more await their fate (cancellation seems inevitable).

In recent weeks I have been critical, not of vapers but of pro-vaping bodies that have failed to meet the challenge of organising a central London screening to which MPs and journalists could have been invited.

I'm not underestimating the difficulty of attracting even a handful of opinion formers but the lack of leadership – in comparison to New York for example – is extraordinary.

Six weeks ago, astounded by the degree of apathy, I registered to host a screening in Westminster. Apart from a central London location, I had one request – I wanted to follow the film with a Q&A.

The reason was simple. Having reservations about the film (which I still hadn't seen) I wanted the opportunity to criticise it if I felt it deserved it.

I also thought that a panel of speakers with potentially contrasting opinions would be more entertaining and might attract a larger audience, especially if one or two panelists were reasonably well known.

Four weeks and a handful of emails later, the distributors had failed to confirm a date or a venue. The question I've been asked is, why bother at all? Again, the reason is simple.

I love organising 'events' and a film premiere had the potential to be a special occasion. Also, even if I didn't like A Billion Lives, vaping is a hot topic and the film seemed worthy of debate.

Truth be told, I had also been seduced by Aaron Biebert's tireless globetrotting and his determination to market his film to a wider audience.

Some vapers were telling him to put A Billion Lives on YouTube where they could watch it for free and Biebert was quite rightly telling them to get stuffed (in so many words).

He responded politely (if a little sadly) to one or two of my observations on this blog and I genuinely began to like the guy, even though I don't know him at all.

This week A Billion Lives finally premiered in the UK. The screening took place at the Odeon in Braehead, Glasgow. There were 40 or so people in the auditorium and I was one of them.

It was a far cry from the Hollywood premiere that took place a few hours later, or the NYC screening (with Q&A!) hosted by Jeff Stier, senior fellow at the National Center for Public Policy Research in Washington, but credit to organiser Andy Morrison for pulling it off.

I'll publish my review later today.

Friday
Oct282016

Politics, power and perception

Apologies for the lack of posts this week. I've been on a short break.

We began with a couple of nights in Harrogate then drove up to Glasgow.

When visiting Harrogate it's usual to visit Betty's Tea Rooms but I'm no longer prepared to queue outside for a cup of tea and a scone, or even something more substantial, when I've been there several times before.

Instead I'd recommend Weetons for breakfast and for dinner you could do much worse than dine at an impressive Turkish-run restaurant called Istanbul.

In Glasgow we visited my mother-in-law and watched the first UK screening of the pro-vaping documentary A Billion Lives. As soon as I get a moment I'll post a review here.

In the meantime I'm amused to see that ASH Scotland are a bit discombobulated by our Smokers' Survey. Funded by Forest, the survey is being undertaken by the Centre for Substance Use Research in Glasgow.

CSUR devised the questions and will analyse the responses (over 600 to date) but the survey seems to have touched a nerve because earlier today ASH Scotland posted a rather confused little piece on their blog.

The gist of the article – and subsequent tweets – is that smokers who support Forest aren't representative of "smokers as a whole".

In response we pointed out that the survey is designed, quite openly, to give a voice to smokers whose opinions are routinely ignored by anti-smoking lobby groups like ASH Scotland.

Furthermore, what on earth do they mean by "smokers as a whole"? Smokers are individuals (remember them?) with a wide range of opinions on many issues, including smoking.

"Millions of adults enjoy smoking," we tweeted. "Some want to quit. Many don't. Sorry if that doesn't fit your prohibitionist agenda."

Anyway, it's instructive to see a state-funded tobacco control group trying to belittle and undermine the views of a substantial number of smokers even before the CSUR report has been published.

Once again it's a power trip. Tobacco control is allowed to commission or fund research (often with the help of public money) but if anyone else invades what they consider to be their exclusive territory the gloves are off.

Oh, and woe betide anyone who challenges popular perceptions about smoking and smokers that tobacco control has spent decades (and a small fortune) nurturing and developing.

If you have a moment you might like to pop over to their blog and add a comment of your own. Let me know if they publish it.

See The “smokers survey” that can’t tell us anything about “smokers” (ASH Scotland).

Saturday
Oct222016

Today's cyclists are a real test of my liberal instincts

Writing in City AM this week Alex Deane commented:

London’s fanatical cyclists from hell are taking crazy risks with pedestrians’ lives (City AM).

As a driver and a pedestrian it's a subject of some interest to me too. In fact, a few weeks ago I tweeted: "When did cycling on the pavement become a 'thing'?"

I was prompted to ask because I'd seen an adult cycling on a narrow pavement in our village (where the streets are fairly quiet so there's no excuse for not cycling on the road) and he very nearly knocked a small child over.

It reminded me of an incident that happened when I was only six years old myself. The difference was, I was the cyclist!

I was riding my bike on the pavement when an even smaller child ran out in front of me. I swerved and avoided hitting him but his mother came out and gave me a bollocking. Why, she demanded to know, was I cycling on the pavement?

It's one of my earliest memories and from that day I never rode on the pavement again. Each day I cycled to school in the centre of Maidenhead – a round trip of 2.6 miles – on the road (and without a helmet!!).

So when did cycling on the pavement become acceptable? Officially the answer seems to be 1999 because in the 'debate' that followed my tweet someone posted a link to this 2014 article – Transport minister: Responsible cyclists CAN ride on the pavement:

Minister for Cycling Robert Goodwill has reiterated that the official line from the Department for Transport (DfT) is that cyclists may ride on the footway – more commonly referred to as pavements – provided they do so considerately, and that police officers need to exercise discretion.

The confirmation came in an email sent to a cycle campaigner in London just two days after the Metropolitan Police confirmed nearly 1,000 cyclists had been fined for pavement cycling as part of its Operation Safeway.

In a letter emailed to Donnachadh McCarthy of the pressure group Stop Killing Cyclists, which has recently held protests outside the headquarters of Transport for London (TfL) on Southwark Bridge Road and at Vauxhall Cross, the minister said that original guidance issued by the Home Office 15 years ago when Fixed Penalty Notices (FPNs) were introduced, and repeated in 2004, was still valid.

Mr Goodwill told Mr McCarthy, who had written to his ministerial colleague at the DfT, Baroness Kramer, in December: “Thank you for bringing the issue of cycling on the pavement around dangerous junctions such as Vauxhall Cross to my attention. I agree that the police should be using discretion in enforcing this law and would support Paul Boateng’s original guidance. You may wish to write to Sir Hugh Orde, President of the Association of Chief police Officers, to bring this matter to his attention too."

That guidance from Mr Boateng, issued in 1999 said: “The introduction of the fixed penalty is not aimed at responsible cyclists who sometimes feel obliged to use the pavement out of fear of traffic and who show consideration to other pavement users when doing so. Chief police officers, who are responsible for enforcement, acknowledge that many cyclists, particularly children and young people, are afraid to cycle on the road, sensitivity and careful use of police discretion is required.”

So there we have it. Permission to cycle on the pavement has been enshrined in 'guidelines' since 1999.

But what about cyclists who ignore red lights or cycle the 'wrong' way down a one-way street? To be honest, I'm conflicted.

Last week I narrowly avoided being hit by a cyclist who was doing exactly that (cycling against the traffic in a one-way street). I didn't see him because I was looking for traffic coming from the other direction.

The problem is, just as I abhor the law that forces motorcyclists to wear crash helmets, I would be equally sorry if regulations on cycling became too restrictive.

If the road is clear why should cyclists be forced to stop at a red light? Likewise, why shouldn't they be allowed to cycle the 'wrong' way down a one-way street if it's reasonably clear? I have no real problem with that.

And just because there's a cycle path, why should cyclists be forced to stay on it, especially if there's not much traffic on the road?

It's all about common sense (on both sides) and that's the issue. Too many cyclists seem to think that everywhere – the road, the pavement, the world – belongs to them.

And boy, are they sensitive to criticism, implied or otherwise. On the few occasions I've mentioned this subject on Twitter a small army of red neck cyclists appear, eyes popping, veins throbbing.

I think I know what the problem is. Like the worst ex-smokers who now despise smoking they feel morally superior to those of us who prefer to drive to work or, worse, the local shop.

They're saving the planet, we're destroying it. They're keeping fit and healthy while lard buckets like me are sitting behind the wheel listening to Five Live or Mink DeVille.

They're also angry that, having chosen to cycle rather than drive, they're still getting criticised. It's just like vapers who, having quit cigarettes (for which they were rebuked and ostracised) are now being attacked for using a healthier alternative.

Their frustration is understandable but they need to calm down. Most of all they need to drop the false sense of entitlement and the smug, holier-than-thou attitude.

If they don't even natural liberals like me will turn against them.

PS. Just to be clear, I'm not anti-cyclist but it's not a method of transport I particularly enjoy.

A few years ago my wife bought me a bike for Christmas but the saddle was supremely uncomfortable for a man of my advancing years. After the first five miles cycling along our local country lanes I was in agony. And that was just my bottom.

In fact my love affair with cycling (and my prized teenage possession, a red Raleigh racing bike with beautiful drop handlebars) ended in 1975 after I spent 10 days cycling around central Scotland with my friend Bill.

On a good day we would cycle 40 miles in less than two hours. On a bad day, which was most of them, it would take us all day to cycle even half that distance.

There was a reason for that – the wind and driving rain that forced us to arrive, hungry, wet and tired, at one hostel after another where we lucky if we found a tin of beans to share.

The good news is – we were 16 and at no point did we ever cycle on the pavement.