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Wednesday
Apr242024

Congratulations, Hazel Cheeseman!

Hazel Cheeseman has been announced as the new chief executive of ASH.

She will begin her new job on October 1, taking over from Deborah Arnott who is retiring after 21 years in the role.

The news won’t surprise readers of this blog because I kind of predicted it in February when Arnott's 'planned retirement' was revealed.

At the time I wrote:

As for her successor, one would imagine that Hazel Cheeseman, her deputy since 2021, is the hot favourite.

And a year before that, having speculated that Arnott might retire, I noted:

I’ve no reason to suppose Arnott's retirement is imminent, but it didn't go unnoticed that in 2021 Hazel Cheeseman stepped up from director of policy to deputy chief executive.

I may be wrong but I don’t recall ASH ever having a deputy CEO (or deputy director) before, so it wouldn’t surprise me if she is being lined up for the top job when Deborah does call it a day.

According to the press release issued by ASH today:

Hazel was appointed by the Trustees following an open and competitive recruitment process …

I’m sure it was, but I’d love to have been a fly on the wall when the interviews took place, if only to know who the other candidates were!

The good news is that, although Cheeseman has worked for ASH for over ten years, she is significantly less prickly (with me at least) than the woman she is replacing.

On the relatively few occasions we’ve gone head-to-head, I can't remember things ever boiling over or becoming unpleasant or personal.

That said, I genuinely wish Deborah a happy retirement, although it wouldn't surprise me if she ended up in the House of Lords.

I wish Hazel well too. We may not agree on much but I hope we can continue to be civil to one another. It's not a lot to ask, is it?

See: Deborah Arnott - a tribute (of sorts)

Tuesday
Apr232024

Forest office site goes smoke free

Twenty years ago Forest moved from a leased office in London to a substantially cheaper serviced office in Cambridge.

In January, as I explained here, the site previously known as Castle Park was rebranded as Journey Campus (!) and the building previously known as Sheraton House was renamed The Quad.

When we moved to Castle Park in February 2004 I’m pretty sure that smoking was already prohibited in Sheraton House. Instead, staff would go outside to smoke.

Later, smoking directly outside the building was banned too and smokers were given a small smoking area 20-30 yards away.

Today I received this message:

Journey Campus is now a NON-SMOKING SITE. Please be aware that smoking is now not permitted anywhere on the Campus.

If staff members do wish to smoke, they will need to leave site. To confirm, this also includes vaping.

I’m not sure that was in the terms and conditions I signed last year!

Tuesday
Apr232024

Mind my car

This takes me back.

In a video interview with his wife Sharon, reported by the BBC, Ozzy Osbourne ‘recalls moments from his childhood in Birmingham, including how he used to “mind cars for tips” during Aston Villa’s home matches’.

Osbourne was born in 1948 so that must have been in the Sixties, possibly earlier. The practise, however, was still evident when I went to Villa Park in the early Noughties and it wouldn’t surprise me if it’s still going on.

Villa Park is one of the great football stadiums in Britain, but parking anywhere near the ground is difficult if you’re unfamiliar with the area.

I took my son, who must have been ten or eleven at the time (Villa were playing Chelsea), and we found ourselves on a housing estate, half a mile or so from the ground.

Within seconds of parking the car I was approached by a diminutive figure, no older than my son, who asked if we were going to the match.

When I said yes he then offered to “mind the car”.

I noticed several other boys of a similar age lurking around and it was clear there was a small gang of them waiting to prey on drivers like me.

Minding cars for tips? Extortion more like!

It’s 20 years ago now so I can’t remember what I did, but I have a feeling I may have given him - against my better judgement - the fiver he was asking for.

Funnily enough, my experience of Villa fans - having sat among them once at Derby’s Pride Park stadium - is that they are among the most good-humoured supporters in the country, although it probably helped that they won that match 2-0.

Sadly I haven’t been back to Villa Park since that first time, but when I do I’ll leave the car in a city centre car park and get a taxi to the ground, or I’ll travel by train.

Anything to avoid giving “tips” to the heirs of Ozzy Osbourne to “mind my car”.

Monday
Apr222024

Farewell, Caffé Grana

James Heale, political correspondent at the Spectator, tweets:

Farewell to the best coffee shop in Westminster.

He's referring to Caffé Grana, which has just posted a notice that reads:

Due to the development of 55 Broadway, we are having to vacate the premises after 35 years years of trading. We would like to thank all of our customers.

55 Broadway is a Grade 1 listed art deco building that sits directly above St James's Park tube station.

Caffé Grana is one of several commercial units on the ground floor of the building, which was built between 1927 and 1929 and – according to Wikipedia – was once the tallest office block in London.

James is spot on calling it the best coffee shop in Westminster. I would go further and say it's one of best in London. It has certainly been my favourite, as I wrote here a few years ago:

The coffee shop I've probably gone to more than any other in London is Caffé Grana which sits among the small group of shops at St James's Underground station.

It's run by an Italian family and I've been going there for 20 years. Most customers are there for a takeaway coffee but those, like me, who are early for a meeting or have time to spare can drink and eat in.

Space is tight so customers perch on stools at small circular tables. I wouldn't make a special journey to go there but if you're passing I'd recommend it.

Actually it's not true to say I wouldn't make a special journey to go there, because Caffé Grana was a great place to spend an hour between meetings.

In fact I would often get off the train at St James's Park rather than Westminster or Victoria just to have a coffee and do a bit of work there.

As a venue it was probably a bit too public for clandestine meetings, but you were always aware that some interesting discussions – some more discreet than others – were taking place around you.

I was there only last week, enjoying a thick frothy cappuccino in a tall mug with a long spoon and a delicious cheese and ham focaccia.

Several months ago I overheard a member of staff telling another customer that the cafe was due to close but I thought the year was '2025' so I'm disappointed it's happened so soon.

Apparently 55 Broadway is to be redeveloped as a luxury hotel with guest bedrooms and suites, restaurants, bars, retail units, meeting rooms, event spaces, gym and spa.

Perhaps Caffé Grana can open somewhere else, but I can't deny that its location – literally yards from the ticket barrier at St James's Park Underground – was a reason for going there, although a bigger factor was the coffee and the almond croissants.

Sadly the enforced closure of Caffé Grana reminds me that in 2009, directly opposite 55 Broadway, the traditional Italian barbershop I had been going to for 30 years (even when I lived in Edinburgh) posted a very similar notice.

As I wrote here:

The building, it said, is being refurbished and La Marca's lease had been terminated. Signed by 'Peter and the team', the note added that they are looking for new premises in the area, but there was no further information.

As with the redevelopment of 55 Broadway, the refurbishment of 28 Broadway resulted in a luxury hotel – the InterContinental, now Conrad London St James.

Another similarity is that La Marca (the barbershop) was run by a family of Italians led by a lovely man called Peter.

To the best of my knowledge they never did find new premises in the area and I suspect the same may happen to Caffé Grana.

Instead – and my memory may be failing me here – I'm pretty sure that Peter got a job working, temporarily at least, at Caffé Grana. (Are the two families perhaps related?)

What I do know is that, for a period, he also worked at a gentleman's barbershop in Jermyn Street, but I only went there on a handful of occasions because it was quite expensive and I haven't seen him for a decade at least.

Either way, we can ill afford to lose independent coffee shops like Caffé Grana and its closure feels like a genuine loss.

Monday
Apr222024

They’re on the pitch, they think it’s all over

Further to my previous post, this is what happened at Tannadice on Saturday.

First, the good news. Dundee United beat Ayr United 1-0 with a late goal scored by a young sub, Chris Mochrie, who was bizarrely given the Man of the Match award despite being on the pitch for less than 20 minutes and the goal he scored was, by most standards, an absolute sitter.

The award nevertheless said a lot about the game, which was terrible, and was arguably decided by the sending off of an Ayr player in the second half.

That said, a win’s a win and the three points meant that United are effectively guaranteed promotion to the Scottish Premiership, one year after they were relegated.

Knowing this, the United fans were keen to celebrate and after the final whistle a substantial number invaded the pitch.

It was all good-natured but after 15 minutes the stadium announcer informed the exuberant but well-behaved supporters:

“The team will not, repeat not, be coming back out. There will be no further celebrations tonight.”

I didn’t go on the pitch but I was one of the last to leave and when I did it was eerily quiet outside the ground, 10,000 supporters having mysteriously vanished into the evening air.

Anyway, it brings me to a conversation I had with Ranald Macdonald, MD of Boisdale Restaurants, on Thursday.

Ranald went to St Andrews University in the early Eighties and as you know I went to school in the same town a decade earlier, so we have some shared experience of both St Andrews and Dundee.

Aside from expressing horror that I liked football and was travelling several hundred miles to watch a match in the city, he told me how he and his university pals would visit Dundee’s casinos, which he described as a rather dangerous environment (in those days) for a “bunch of toffs”.

He also revealed that his wife’s uncle is the Earl of Dundee who owns Birkhill Castle which overlooks the River Tay and is just five miles from where we lived in north east Fife.

Now, I’ve known Ranald for 20 years, and danced with his wife in Havana (we were in a dancing class, to be fair), but this was still news to me.

Then again, he is the son of a Scottish clan chief so why am I surprised?!

Update: I sent Ranald a photo of the pitch invasion and he replied, ‘Wow!!! Looks absolutely ghastly!!!’.

Saturday
Apr202024

Promotion push

Just arrived in Dundee for what I hope will be a small celebration if not a full promotion party.

Dundee United, the club I have supported since 1969 when my family moved to Scotland, are one win away from winning the Scottish Championship and I wanted to be there should they cross the line.

Only one club is automatically promoted from the second tier of Scottish football and with three games to play United need just one win to achieve it because they have a far better goal difference (+46) than their nearest rivals, Raith Rovers (+11), who - after last night’s 1-0 win in Inverness - are three points behind United with just two games to play.

Any celebration on my part will be subdued though because the season hasn’t gone as smoothly as we might have hoped.

It began well enough - a 4-0 win under the lights at Arbroath in August - but what should have been a fairly easy league to win (given the size of the clubs United are competing against) became quite a slog.

Every substantial victory (5-0 at Partick Thistle, for example) was matched by an underwhelming draw or depressing defeat (five in total).

Most damaging of all were the home and away losses to Raith Rovers who at one point had taken seven out of nine points from three games against United.

United eventually won the fourth match (2-0) a few weeks ago, but since Christmas neither team seemed to want automatic promotion, such were the number of points they both kept dropping.

Meanwhile, with several journeyman players brought in from other Championship clubs with aim of winning the lower division rather than competing at a higher level thereafter, United are going to struggle next season without significant investment in players.

I can’t see that happening under the present (American) owner who, to be fair, has already invested millions of pounds he will never get back.

In fact, he’s made it clear he doesn’t intend to hang around much longer (another few years at most), and I don’t blame him.

How United got themselves in this mess is a mystery.

The sixth largest club in Scotland has been relegated twice since 2016 and although the more realistic fans know the golden era when United won the old Premier Division (1983), reached the semi-final of the European Cup (1984), and the final of the UEFA Cup (1987) will never be repeated, it’s sad nevertheless to see the club in such a state while city rivals Dundee are in the top six of the Premiership with plans to build a brand new stadium.

Anyway, I’ll put that to one side for now. Promotion is promotion so I’ll try and enjoy the moment, should it effectively happen today. The future can wait.

Apart from winning the Scottish Premier Division in May 1983, which I witnessed first hand, I can’t remember many better moments, football wise, than winning the promotion play-off in May 1996.

Having got relegated the previous year, twelve months after winning the Scottish Cup for the first time (another good day), United had endured a frustrating season, eventually finishing second behind Dunfermline.

That meant a play-off with Partick Thistle who had come second bottom of the Premier Division.

The first leg in Glasgow finished 1-1 and the second leg, in Dundee, drew a capacity crowd (12,000), with all four sides of the ground open to spectators.

I sat behind the goal at the Shed End (which these days is usually closed) and it was a cracking atmosphere, but United played poorly and when Thistle went ahead in the 70th minute many of us were resigned to a second season in the lower division.

(To put this in perspective, United had previously enjoyed an unbroken run in the top division going back to 1959, the year I was born, so prior to 1995 relegation was something that happened only to other clubs.)

But back to the play-off. Roared on by the crowd, United equalised with only 45 seconds left and Tannadice erupted.

In extra time Owen Coyle (who went on to manage Bolton and Burnley) scored the winning goal a few yards in front of me and the promotion party started in earnest.

There was genuine optimism too because while the team had under-performed that season, the club had some good young players who - with the help of three excellent Scandinavians who were brought in the following season - pushed the club to third place in the Premier Division in 1996/97.

Today’s game obviously lacks the jeopardy of that play-off. Also, I anticipate a crowd of around 8,000 with the Shed End and the old Jerry Kerr Stand (built in 1961) closed to spectators, so that will lessen the atmosphere too.

Nevertheless, if United win I imagine there will be a celebration of sorts because in 2020, after four dismal seasons in the Championship (and three play-off defeats), we were denied even that after United were awarded promotion when the season was abandoned due to Covid.

Nice as it was to go up, it was a bit of a damp squib so, fingers crossed, if we win today we can finally have a party, even if the future is less than bright.

Above: My trusty scarf in United colours, hand-knitted for me as a Christmas present in, I think, 1973. I still have it and will be wearing it today. Note one small repair for a pesky cigarette burn!

Below: The 1995/96 play-off second leg at Tannadice. I was behind the goal where Thistle scored from a penalty in the 70th minute and United scored the winner in extra-time.

Tuesday
Apr162024

Tobacco and Vapes Bill - second reading

The second reading of the Tobacco and Vapes Bill takes place in the House of Commons today.

There will be a debate followed by a vote this evening. Reports suggest 50 to 100 Conservative MPs, including a few Cabinet members, may rebel and either vote against the Bill or abstain. (I suspect more will abstain than vote against.)

Either way it won't be enough to derail the Bill because Labour is committed to supporting it so it would need a huge Tory revolt - 276 votes, I think - to scupper it and that’s not going to happen.

Nevertheless, it only needs 26 Tory MPs to vote against the Bill for the Government to need opposition votes to get it to the next stage, and that’s not a good look for the prime minister.

My guess is that, vote wise, the so-called rebellion may be fairly muted today. The problem we have is two-fold.

One, many Conservative MPs will be reluctant to rock the boat by giving the prime minister a bloody nose before the local elections on May 2.

Two, MPs are today being asked to vote on the Bill in its entirety, and while many Tories are opposed to the generational ban, some of the same MPs are also minded to support the ban on disposable vapes, which is also in the Bill, so you can see the problem.

After the second reading the Bill goes to the committee stage, during which amendments can be tabled, and that’s where it could get interesting, and more complicated.

It has been suggested, for example, that an amendment to raise the age of sale from 18 to 21 might be tabled with a view to replacing the generational ban.

Today therefore is only one stage in the Bill’s journey through Parliament and although the odds are against the generational ban being defeated, opponents of the policy won’t go down without a fight, that’s for sure.

Some, like Philip Davies MP, have suggested they might hold their fire until the third reading (in June) so whatever happens today this is not the end of the matter.

See: Tory ministers threaten to vote against Rishi Sunak’s smoking ban (The Times) - includes a quote by me.

Sunak faces 50 MP rebellion over smoking ban (Telegraph)

I won't be voting for the Prime Minister's Bill to stamp out smoking, says [Conservative MP] Mark Eastwood

PS. I was on Times Radio last night, discussing the Bill with Hazel Cheeseman, deputy chief executive of ASH.

This morning I’m on the Five Live phone-in with Nicky Campbell, followed by GB News, and after that I shall I be travelling to London for a possible interview with Channel 4 News. More later.

Update: Just been interviewed by Channel 5 News outside Blackfriars Station. They wanted a soundbite to drop into their evening news and it was quicker for them to come to me.

This evening I’m doing three interviews at Millbank studios in Westminster - BBC Radio Wales, BBC Look North, and Sky News.

Andrew Marr’s producer from LBC has been in touch too but they wanted me on between 6.00 and 6.30 when I’m doing two of the interviews above.

Can’t do ‘em all, I’m afraid.

That said, we’re not as in demand as we might have been. I’m guessing that with a number of profile Tories voting against the Bill (Liz Truss and my namesake Simon Clarke, for example), their reaction is, understandably, a better story than the comments of those perennial lobbyists, Forest.

Talking of which, I was intrigued to read this report in the Guardian - Chris Whitty urges MPs to ignore lobbying and pass smoking ban bill.

It includes a reference to Forest:

Polling is also being used to influence the debate. Forest, the self-styled “smokers’ rights” campaign group, has urged MPs to reject the bill, describing it as “ageist”.

“If you are legally an adult, it’s ageist if you are denied the same rights as adults who may be only a year or two older than you are,” said Forest’s director, Simon Clark. He cited a poll that found 64% of the public believed people should be allowed to buy cigarettes if they were allowed to drive a car, join the army, possess a credit card, buy alcohol and vote at 18.

This is the poll the Guardian is referring to. God help us if only the ‘public health’ elite are allowed to lobby our elected representatives, but that seems to be the way we are going.

Sunday
Apr142024

Setting the record straight

Since I was interviewed for the Swift Half podcast I've been feeling a bit guilty.

You see, I was asked by Chris Snowdon what I did before I joined Forest and before I knew it I was explaining how I left my first job in public relations to launch a national student magazine (the magazine I was selling when I met John Hayes – see previous post).

When I launched Campus in 1983 it was a completely new venture but the original publication on which it was based was launched not by me but by two other students, Peter Young and Chris Bones, at Aberdeen University in the spring of 1978, and in simplifying the story for the Swift Half I failed to credit them.

Neither would be too fussed, I’m sure, but I’d nevertheless like to set the record straight. The full story, as my increasingly fallible memory remembers it, is this.

Chris and Peter were members of the Federation of Conservative Students (FCS) and Campus was founded when the official student newspaper, Gaudie, fell victim to a strike by the print union SOGAT.

Peter, the driving force, found a non-union printer in Bristol and Campus was born, but when Gaudie returned after the summer break the original Campus team (all members of FCS) broke up, leaving Peter to carry on alone.

And that's when I came in.

I wasn't a member of FCS so, instead of being a de facto FCS publication devoted exclusively to politics, we developed a Private Eye-style of content in which all student politicians, including FCS members, were fair game for gossip, innuendo, and satire.

In fact, we were subsequently sued for defamation by a student who had been elected as an FCS representative on the Student Representative Council (SRC) with the matter eventually being settled out of court.

(A second student tried to sue us but Peter replied to his solicitor's letter with an Anglo-Saxon term rarely heard in legal discourse and we heard nothing more.)

As a further aside, in the autumn of 1979 our small editorial team was joined by two first year students and if the names Nicky Campbell and Allan Robb sound familiar, let me explain.

Friends from the age of four, they grew up in Edinburgh and were in their first year at Aberdeen when they answered our ad for new writers.

I don’t think they were entirely comfortable writing for Campus because they were only on board for two or three issues.

Either way, Nicky Campbell is now one of Britain's best known broadcasters and Allan Robb also had a long broadcasting career before he died, sadly, aged 49, in 2010.

I still have copies of Campus, both the Aberdeen students' newspaper and the later magazine that was banned by 40 student unions nationwide.

The reason – never formally confirmed – was our refusal to take student politicians or the National Union of Students seriously.

I've told this story before (it never grows old) but in 1984 we sent a representative to the NUS conference in Blackpool and when he was refused entry he used his initiative and found another way in.

Finding himself on the circle balcony overlooking the stalls, he distributed copies of the magazine by dropping them on to heads of the delegates seated below.

Cue pandemonium, or so I'm told. I wasn't there.

The funny thing is, Our Man in Blackpool went on to become the 'mysterious backroom Tory fixer feared by MPs'.

The plan, when launching Campus as a national student magazine, was to develop a sizeable following among students and then relaunch it under a new name with copies sold to the general public via WH Smith and other newsagents.

A story to this effect appeared in the Sunday Times written by Stephen Pile, a well known journalist at the time and, coincidentally, author of The Book of Heroic Failures.

Sadly, we never got close to achieving our ambition because our initial business model – using a network of students to sell Campus to students and keep 50 per cent of the cover price – didn't work for us.

We took the idea from Richard Branson who used it when he launched his own magazine, Student, in 1970, but there was a flaw we should have seen but didn't.

Our team of 'salesmen' often failed to pass on our share of the cover price, and we had no way of getting the money back.

In fact, we found it difficult to track whether the magazines we sent them had been sold at all, so the enterprise eventually failed, commercially at least, but thanks to some private benefactors and a handful of advertisers (including The Spectator) we somehow managed to break even.

Anyway, Campus was finally laid to rest in 1985 but it was fun while it lasted and it opened doors that led me, eventually, to Forest.

As for the original founders, a quick search of the internet reveals that Chris Bones went on to enjoy a successful and varied career in a number of roles.

Currently chairman of the Chartered Institute of Legal Executives and a former dean of the Henley Business School, you can read more about him here.

It’s Peter Young, though, who should really be credited with launching the title in 1978.

His subsequent career has featured a great many twists and turns (too many to list here) but I live in hope that he writes a memoir because the cast of extraordinary characters and the many clandestine adventures he could describe would be hugely entertaining.

Most recently he assisted the producers of a new Channel 4 series about the 1984 miners’ strike (Miners’ Strike 1984: The Battle for Britain), and even narrated part of episode 3, broadcast in February.

See also: The senior Tories with the secret Soviet past and Friends reunited.