Yesterday I tweeted a link to a piece in the Irish Independent.
Entitled The Anti-Smoking Puritan, it begins:
Lips: Pursed.
Eyes: Sharp and beady, like a merciless bird of prey.
Nose: Permanently crinkled as a pre-emptive defence against the foul odour of tobacco smoke
Voice: Tighter than piano wire
Overall expression: A sort of sanctimonious disgust
It should be pinned to noticeboards up and down the country.