Love the spoof email sent to delegates attending the Freedom Festival in Bournemouth this weekend:
As you're probably aware, your place has been heavily subsidised, thanks to generous donations from individual Members of The Freedom Association. In return, you will be expected to attend all of the sessions (there's often more than one session going on at once - so just take your pick when that's the case!). If you fail to do so, you may be asked to leave the Festival with immediate effect.
Brilliant. Click here.